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Total Medals Earned: 457 (From 94 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 6,835 Points

Grinning Cobossus

Don't leave yet! Unlocked 2/28/18
5 Points
Click "more games"
Nope, not a walkthrough Unlocked 2/28/18
5 Points
Watch the video
Pressin' F5 Unlocked 6/29/15
5 Points
Load up the game two times
Whining Cobossus Unlocked 2/28/18
10 Points
Beat the game on easy difficulty
Addicted 5 Points Load up the game five times
5 Minutes to kill yourself 10 Points Play for five minutes
Malicious Joy 25 Points Score 35k in survival mode
Now you're a hero 25 Points Beat the game on medium difficulty
This is actually fun! 25 Points Play for half an hour
Double Kill 50 Points Score 100k in survival mode
Easier with a rope 50 Points Beat the game on hard difficulty
Ultimate Assassin 100 Points Don't get hit on "hard"

Medals Earned: 4/12 (25/315 points)

Gyossait

Advisory Animal Unlocked 5/6/16
5 Points
Discover the dog who can speak in the tounge of man.
Born Again Unlocked 5/6/16
5 Points
Experience rebirth the first time.
Self Defense Unlocked 5/6/16
5 Points
Kill an enemy with their own projectile
Human Nature 5 Points Kill a living creature with your weapon
The Call 5 Points Awaken her guardians
Facade Breaks 10 Points Defeat Uzaza
End of Us 50 Points Complete the game with the aid of the gun
Insult to Injury Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Curiouser and Curiouser Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Altruist Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 3/10 (15/220 points)

Heart Star

Link Between Worlds Unlocked 10/27/14
5 Points
Clear the first 5 levels!
Thanks! 5 Points Check out the Credits Page!
Piggyback Joyride 10 Points Clear levels 5-10!
Platform Parade 25 Points Clear Levels 15-20!
Pressing Matters 25 Points Clear levels 10-15!
Companion and Cubes 50 Points Clear levels 20-25
Connected Worlds 100 Points Clear every level!

Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/220 points)

Hitting Stuff at a Building

1/5 Stars Unlocked 8/21/16
5 Points
Crap brick breaker rehash, can't be bothered
Poop Toucher Unlocked 8/26/16
5 Points
You touched a poop!
Second floor please Unlocked 8/26/16
5 Points
TAKE THE STAIRS FATTY
First Contact Unlocked 8/26/16
10 Points
You are now the ambassador for planet Earth
The Fall of Planet Earth Unlocked 8/26/16
25 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Darwin Award 5 Points Achieve the inevitable
Demolitions Inexpert 10 Points Sir I asked for your Heavy Equipment Operator License. This is a holographic Blastoise.
It's the Fart Man again 10 Points Have you tried eating less fiber
Let's Go Whaling! 10 Points Kill a construction worker
The Witching Hour 10 Points Visit with the spectral forms of your many victims
Theater seating is 47% fecal bacteria 10 Points Collect all the dumb movies
This Isn't Popcorn... 25 Points Visit the Demolition Carnival
Safe Cracker 100 Points And all it took was days of obsessive hoarding
My Name is David Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
One Roommate with Extra Froth Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Ahab's Revenge Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Stock Market Crash Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Telecommunications Blackout Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
You havin a jiggle, mate? Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
It's a kitty! Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 5/20 (50/500 points)

HOLD IT IN

There's something in your teeth.... Unlocked 6/24/16
100 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Halfway There 25 Points Hold it in 30 seconds
Hold on for one more day 25 Points Hold on 80 seconds
Clean Getaway 50 Points Complete Story Mode
Just hold on we're going home 50 Points Hold on 100 seconds
Son... 50 Points Get poop on dad 20 times.
Hold on to your friends 100 Points Hold on 150 seconds
The Clencher Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 1/8 (100/500 points)

Human Centipede: The Game

Reading Rainbow Unlocked 5/14/16
5 Points
Read through all of the intro and instructions text
Grave Damage 10 Points Destroy 100 tombstones
Hop A Cop 10 Points Bypass a cop by moving over him
Nice Aim 25 Points Destroy 10 dropping needles or scalpels
Raise The Roofie 25 Points collect 3 roofies in a single level
Speedy Pedey 25 Points Destroy 5 of the fastest respawned centipedes in a single level
Antivenom 50 Points Destroy 20 tombstones altered by cop cars
Donut Break 50 Points Stop a cop car before it makes contact with a tombstone
Pede Gatherer 50 Points Achieve 50,000 points
Cop Killa 100 Points Destroy 10 cops for their maximum 900 point value
Pede Master 100 Points Achieve 100,000 points
Dieter's Laser Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Together Forever Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 1/13 (5/550 points)

Hungry Joe

Culinary School Unlocked 8/24/15
5 Points
Complete the tutorial.
git gud Unlocked 8/24/15
5 Points
Lose the game.
All You Can Eat 5 Points Use 5 Recipes in one turn
Free Sample 5 Points 20% Recipe Completion
Grain 5 Points 20% Meal Completion
Breakfast 10 Points 40% Recipe Completion
Fruit 10 Points 40% Meal Completion
Lunch 25 Points 60% Recipe Completion
Vegetables 25 Points 60% Meal Completion
Check Please 50 Points Beat the game
Dairy 50 Points 80% Meal Completion
Dinner 50 Points 80% Recipe Completion
Voracious 50 Points Beat the superboss.
Dessert 100 Points 100% Recipe Completion
Meat 100 Points 100% Meal Completion
STOP PLAYING Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 2/16 (10/500 points)

I wanna be the flash game

I cant take this anymore Unlocked 5/14/16
5 Points
Commit suicide 15 times
Only a scratch Unlocked 5/14/16
5 Points
Die 50 times
Aliens built him Unlocked 5/14/16
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Just a flesh wound Unlocked 5/14/16
10 Points
Die 100 times
Ouch that hurts! 10 Points Die 200 times
Time waster 10 Points You could have white teeth by now
WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME? 25 Points Die 500 times
AH WTF IS GOIN ON GAWD DAMMIT THIS R HARD 4 ME 50 Points Die 1000 times, put down your keyboard and go outside
Why are you still playing? 50 Points 2 hours of gameplay
Slow down speed racer 100 Points Finish under 30 minutes, but I guess you're used to that
ZERO HERO 100 Points you're glitching the game, aren't you? Right? RIGHT!?
Dont look now! Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Do a barrel roll Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
I win at everything Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 4/14 (30/505 points)

Icy Cave of Frustration

Loser! Unlocked 9/2/14
5 Points
You lost the game.
Smash! Unlocked 9/2/14
5 Points
Kill a caveman with your icicle.
Animal Cruelty 10 Points Hit a bird with your icicle.
Care-ibou 10 Points Show some interest!
Bounce, Bounce, Smash! 25 Points Hit two birds AND kill a caveman in one go.
Popsicle 50 Points Reach level 15.
Basic Instinct 100 Points You're the icicle master. Complete the game.
Icecret Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 2/8 (10/305 points)

Infiltrating the Airship

You Win! Unlocked 8/30/14
10 Points
Good job!
Barnyard Blitz 5 Points It sure is animaly in here
Buttery Snack 5 Points Yum Yum
Gold 5 Points Is it edible?
Kredit 2 Team 10 Points Credit where credit is due
Music Enthusiast 10 Points Listen to a song used in the game
Bound to the Earth 25 Points Oh my goodNess!
Famous Movie Line 25 Points Well, maybe not THAT famous
The Last Fantasy 25 Points Should've kept you Locke-d up
Rank GAPI 50 Points You Won!
Rank PBT 50 Points You Won!
Rank RBH 50 Points You Won!
Rank RPE 50 Points You Won!
Biggoron's Sword 100 Points Legend has it the Toppat's have this sword
Failpocalypse 100 Points Fail a Total of 100 Times
Master of Fails 100 Points Get All 60 Unique Fails
LOLOLOL!!!!11 Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
BEEEEEEEEE Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
braaaggghhh.. Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 1/19 (10/645 points)